A Realistic Love Story

There was a girl named Jenny and a dude named Ethan. Jenny and Ethan met in college. They had some classes together, so they hung out sometimes and eventually became friends. One day after being friends for a while, Jenny and Ethan decided they were sufficiently attracted to one another and got along well enough that they would begin a romantic relationship. Jenny and Ethan dated for a few years. They had some good times and some bad times. Seeing as how they'd been together for a few years, they got really close to each other emotionally. Eventually, they decided they were compatible and close enough to be together for a very long time. And so they got married. They fought sometimes, you know. Everyone does. But for the most part they got along okay. They rose two kids together who eventually grew up and produced five grandkids. Jenny died of lung cancer from smoking after a little while and Ethan died of a heart attack as a side effect of his obesity a few years later.

THE END

All without any dramatic airport chases, sappy and ridiculous displays of love or heart-wrenching break up/make ups. And no vampires.

Currently listening to: "Close to Me" The Cure